New Jobs for Negative Political Ad Writers

People that wrote negative ads for all those political candidates are now unemployed.

A suggestion to the help that group out: 

We spent months listening to negative ads about politicians.  Then we had weeks of happy talk about Christmas sales.  Christmas sale ads could be fun though.  Why  not take the negative ad writers and use them on holiday sales commercials?  

For example,  cue evil sounding music and announcer with low, threatening voice who has been out of work since the elections ended:

From J.C. Penney: "some Wal-Mart workers are on strike due to low pay and badworking conditions.  Do you really want to support a company that would do that to the people that try to help you?  There are alternatives to Wal-Mart.  No, really…."

From Wal Mart:  "J.C. Penney stocks are down.  Their never having a sale strategytanked.  They're desperate.  And desperate people will do anything to sell you stuff. Can you really trust J.C. Penney?"

This would be much more fun to watch than the infinite parade of perfect looking, smiling people expressing joy over the low priced spatula they found.  Let's bring negative advertising to Christmas.  

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